Kiss de Girl?

Okay, tell me if you've ever heard of this explanation for mermaid sightings: "Sailors were drunk and saw manatees tangled up in seaweed and mistook them for mermaids."

You didn't? Well, I heard that at least a few times in my youth. So, here's my response to the idea.

"Barbara Manatee… you are the one for meeeee…"